Drive to Mammoth Lakes

Get In N Out and jerky

Fresh, clean mountain air

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Hike in the meadow

Pick out fresh sage and smell it

Stick it up my nose

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Altitude farting

It occurs at certain height

It cannot be stopped

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Used to drink a lot

But still continues to poop

Now likes kale salad

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Altitude farting

Beer intensifies the gas

Dilemma: No beer?!

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Quick walk to breakfast

Country fried steak sounds so good

Instead, split meal; healthy